FINAL QUALIFIERS FOR TRUE WISCONSINITE STATUS

We are an honorable people and trust you will be forthright in your self assessment:

50% score or higher needed to attain The Bachelor of Cheese degree.

A score of 80% or above earns the distinguished Master's of Cheddar degree. 

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You can taste a difference in cheese made somewhere else.

You own at least one tie with a or piece of jewelry with a Green Bay Packer theme.

You can find and pronounce : Eau Claire, Oconomowoc, Menomonee Falls, Waukesha, and La Crosse, Fond du Lac.

You know what "bubbler" means and can point quickly to the location of the closest one.

At least one of your family members works / worked in a cheese factory.

A Holstein cow outside of Wisconsin makes you miss home.

You can taste the difference between apples grown up north and the ones that you can buy in the south.

When talking about the Green Bay Packers you refer to them as "we".

When the weather hits "0" degrees you decide that maybe it's time to get out a jacket instead of a sweatshirt.

The family gets together every week for fish fry at the local pub.

You know what a brat is, and they're at every outdoor event that your family has ever had.

You know how to make a very good sled out of normal household items.

You love your outdoor pool because of how it doubles as an ice skating area during the winter.

You have watched Fargo and not noticed an accent.

You drive around with the air conditioning on until it hits 30 degrees, because it just was so darn hot outside.

The local paper needs 6 pages to cover the Packers... in July!

Your best shirt has a big letter G on it.

You think it's nice enough to swim when the temperature hits 50.

You family owns a "winter car" while the "good one" sits in the garage from Nov-Apr.

Your put ketchup on a charcoal grilled NY strip steak.

You think everyone from south of Madison has an accent.

You can identify a Michigan accent.

Down South to you means Chicago.

You can make sense out of the words "upnort" and "Trivers".

You consider Madison exotic.

You can visit Luxemburg, Holland, Belgium, Denmark, Berlin, New London & Poland all in one afternoon.

You can recognize someone from Illinois from their driving.

You buy cat litter every winter, but you don't own a cat.

At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant or cannery.

You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

You're a member of the Polar Bear Club and proud of it.

You can use the word "ya der hey" easily in a sentence.

You hear someone use the words "uff-dah" and you don't immediately break into uncontrollable laughter.

Your whole family wears green and gold to church on Sunday.

Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a cow next to your blue spruce.

You know how to polka.

You know what a FIB is and can spot them a mile away.

You think of the major four food groups as cheese, beer, brats and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.

FFA was the most popular club in high school.

You have eaten a cow pie at the State Fair.

There was at least one kid in your class who had to help milk cows in the morning .

Country Kitchen is the place to meet after the party.

You have ever seen or played in a "broom ball" game.

You have ever partied at Summerfest, Festa Italiana, German Fest, Irish Fest, Oktoberfest, or all of the above.

You or someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at a county fair.

You can't be friends with a Vikings fan.