ADVANCED LEARNING

In Wisconsin the beer runs like water. To say that beer is a cornerstone in the foundation of Wisconsin would be a gross understatement.   It is what makes normal blue collar guys philosophers and philosophers bumbling idiots.  It is the great neutralizer of all things.  You can be a tough guy, a sissy boy, a big brain or a mechanic.......do not be fooled.  In Wisconsin, your ability to function after a twelver is as important as all those other things.  Many a fancy lad has wandered in from California thinking he was founded in his abilities, only to be beaten down by 21 year old Wisconsin woman.  Don't be fooled, there are some women that put us to bed and stay up the rest of the night playing cribbage.

Per capita there are more taverns, and bars here than any other place in the world!  Another fun stat you seek? There are more bars and taverns in LaCrosse, Wisconsin than any other city here in Wisconsin!  Props LaCrosse, NICE JOB!

So, there are some beers that you must try!  When I left Wisconsin and until not too long ago, the hip and "IT" beer was Leinenkugels.  Now do not misunderstand me, Leinenkugel's is still the shiznitt, but there appears to be a new Sheriff in town.  If you live here you already know this, as it has won a ton of awards and is on tap at most bars, but if you are living in the dark states outside Wisconsin, here is the skinny. It is like nothing I have tried before and I plan on heading down to the brewery to get some shots and meet the brewer.  It is called Spotted Cow and is brewed by the New Glarus Brewing Company.  It has rich gold color and a delightful sweet flavor!  I am blown away by it and every one of my friends that has made the trek here to visit me has agreed.  Stay tuned.....more to come on this! 

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Professor Vacancy: Applications being accepted in this area.

Imagine the honor and prestige of being a visiting Professor in this field here at Cheesehead University.  Picture and credentials will be included and I might even throw in a shirt!